zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

solluxxander:

clamjob:

why her arm longer than life

"Shit Yourself"

solluxxander:

clamjob:

why her arm longer than life

"Shit Yourself"

bombshellwithabarbell:

This is my favorite p and r quote

bombshellwithabarbell:

This is my favorite p and r quote

jaclcfrost:

someonemayhavejust:

jaclcfrost:

sugar, we’re goin down [presses elevator button for a lower floor]

SWINGIN [ELEVATOR CABLE SNAPS]

this is

more than i bargained for

lepear:

meladoodle:

U R NOW EX

NO LUV UNO MO

lepear:

meladoodle:

U R NOW EX

NO LUV U
NO MO

haunted-by-waters:

relationship status: (drives through the night while 80s synthpop plays in the background)

inabasket:

cool it comes with a free refill 

yourinnerdemons:

white-icing:

raise your hand if you have so many ideas that you’re not talented enough for

image

diamondsanddelrey:

Lana Del Rey and Marina and The Diamonds Blog

wealthyhugepenis:

sometimes people send me such nice messages and it’s like

that is an actual real person who chose to spend 30 seconds of their time trying to make me feel happy and it’s such a wonderful feeling

towongfoo:

If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live