my dad says he’s not gay but theres no proof that he’s ever had sex with a woman
You’re the proof
how am i the proof i would never have sex with my dad
my room was getting cold so i went to check if my vent was open and
Please watch this
I SAW THIS EPISODE AS A KID AND NO ONE BELIEVED ME WHEN I TOLD THEM ABOUT IT.
how could i turn down the request for a cute angelic clear?
forgetting what episode of a thing ur on
you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner
the elusive chimichanga beast strikes again
"can you wrap this present for me"
why doesn’t anywhere sell normal clothes for women? like i want a plain black fuckin sweater not a mohair cross stitch embroidered cropped asymmetrical slouch longline short sleeved drop hem thing with a hole in the back
can i get an amen
Never Ever EVER look back through conversations w people who used to mean a whole LOT to ya Bc i guarantee that you’ll end up crying like a little bitch nd eating straight up hot chocolate powder